BRITISH HUMOR

A British company has set up a “Hussein Hot Line,” which employs actors to deliver anti-Iraqi or Saddam Hussein jokes in the voices of the queen and former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher :

“Why does Saddam have a glass-bottomed boat? So he can see his fleet.”

“What’s Saddam’s favorite soap? Shield.”

“How do you get six Iraqis into a phone box? You tell them it isn’t theirs.”